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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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