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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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