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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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