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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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