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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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