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Shane Ronay
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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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