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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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