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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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