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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Akiva Lane
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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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