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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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