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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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