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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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