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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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