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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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