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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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