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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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