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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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