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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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