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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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