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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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