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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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