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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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