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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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