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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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