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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is this?

A square not.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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