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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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