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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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