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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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