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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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