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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Shane Ronay
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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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