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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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