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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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