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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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