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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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