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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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A swimming pool table.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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