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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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