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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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