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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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