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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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