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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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