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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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