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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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