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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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