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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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