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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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A dessert island.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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