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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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