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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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