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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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