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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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