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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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