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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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