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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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