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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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