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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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