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Akiva Lane
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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Akiva Lane
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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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