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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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