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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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