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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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