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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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