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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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