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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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