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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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