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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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