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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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