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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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