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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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