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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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