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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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