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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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