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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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