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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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