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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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