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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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