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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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