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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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A square not.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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