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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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Akiva Lane
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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Shane Ronay
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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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