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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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