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A tripod.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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