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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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