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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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