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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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