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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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