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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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