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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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