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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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