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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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