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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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