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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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