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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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