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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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