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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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