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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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