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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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