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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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