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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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