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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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