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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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A son of a gun.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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