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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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