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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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