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Akiva Lane
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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Akiva Lane
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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Shane Ronay
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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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