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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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