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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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