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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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