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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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