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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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