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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Akiva Lane
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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Akiva Lane
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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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