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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Akiva Lane
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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Shane Ronay
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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Akiva Lane
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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Akiva Lane
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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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