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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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