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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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