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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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