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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Akiva Lane
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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Akiva Lane
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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Akiva Lane
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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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