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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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