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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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