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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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