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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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