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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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