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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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