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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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