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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Akiva Lane
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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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