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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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