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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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