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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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