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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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