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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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