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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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