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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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