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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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