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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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