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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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