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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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