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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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