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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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