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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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