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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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