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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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