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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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