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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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It escapes me.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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