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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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