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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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