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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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