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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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