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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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