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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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