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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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