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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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