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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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