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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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