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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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