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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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