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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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