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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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