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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Akiva Lane
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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Akiva Lane
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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Akiva Lane
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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Akiva Lane
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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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