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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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