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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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