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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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