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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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