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Akiva Lane
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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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