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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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